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Sticky and twitching

Friday, February 9th, 2001

The Yale Herald, a weekly paper that tends to review a lot of indie-rock for whatever reason, reviewed the forthcoming Tortoise album, Standards (due February 20, I think) this issue. The review is quite positive and really whets my appetite, but I’m confounded by the following statement: “Standards is deep-fried funk that will leave your groin sticky and unable to stop twitching.” What the hell?